Hello, Little Adventurers!

It took a great deal of convincing, but we finally managed to sit down with one of the most talked-about Dracula goes viral characters: Count Vlad Dracula himself. After promising him his favorite beet juice and vowing not to mention the safari hat incident, he agreed to this... modern mortal pastime.

Interviewer: Your Excellency, thank you for joining us.

Dracula: (Sighs dramatically) Must you? In my day, an audience with me was usually followed by screaming. A far more efficient form of communication.

Interviewer: Let's start with a topic our readers are curious about. As one of the most legendary Dracula goes viral characters, you've been seen enjoying garlic bread. Can you comment?

Dracula: (Stiffens) That... culinary experiment... is a complex subject. A vampire must occasionally test the ancient legends. For scientific purposes, of course. Now, move on before I curse your toaster.

Interviewer: Understood. What about modern technology? For instance, what are your thoughts on this "Wi-Fi"?

Dracula: You speak of the foul sorcery that traps invisible spirits in a box? It is witchcraft. I remain convinced a well-trained bat is faster.

Interviewer: Your fashion sense has also been a hot topic. Why the change from your classic cape?

Dracula: (Looks deeply offended) My cape is a symbol of power and timeless elegance! I was subjected to various forms of modern sartorial torture—constrictive denim and offensively cheerful floral shirts—in an attempt to "blend in." I felt utterly ridiculous.

Interviewer: You have a close bond with your apprentice, Marki. What is it like mentoring him?

Dracula: (Pauses, his expression softening slightly) The boy is... persistent. He serves as my guide to this bewildering era. His lessons on modern customs are... adequate. You can read more about my inspirations for these characters in a previous post.

Interviewer: Lastly, after surviving centuries, what is one modern invention you find truly terrifying?

Dracula: The robot vacuum. It roams the halls with a mind of its own, a soulless beast consuming all in its path. I do not trust it.

And with that, the Count swept his cape and vanished into the shadows.

To read more about Dracula’s hilarious struggles with the modern world, you can find his full story Here.